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May 10 2012
You’re not fooling me, cell tower. - Powered by Pikchur.com
May 09 2012
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You've been eating cupcakes wrong your whole life
This changes EVERYTHING!
Keep scrolling. Your world will be changed forever, I promise. Teach it to your children and they’ll teach it to their children and in a few generations, we’ll have a worldwide Utopia. You’re welcome.
May 04 2012
May 03 2012
Urban acrobats - Powered by Pikchur.com
I made this.
Some people need to cut their shit cycles and that includes the shit people they allow to stay in their life.
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“—So let me get this straight: Republicans, you’re annoyed by the arrogance and braggadoccio of a wartime President’s political ad. You think he’s divisively and unfairly belittling his opponents — I see. I have a question: ARE YOU ON CRACK? We’re you alive, lo, these past ten years? (Quoting Republican operatives.) ‘It seems unseemly to spike the football.’ (George W.) Bush landed on a fucking aircraft carrier with a football-sized codpiece — he spiked the football before the game even started!!!
Yes — your Republican caterwauling and outrage is the subject of our segment ‘You Are Aware That The Frontal Lobe Of The Cerebral Cortex Gives Us The Ability To Store And Recall Past Events As They Occurred, Right?’
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JON STEWART, responding to Republican critics who say President Obama was “spiking the football” by mentioning the killing of Osama bin Laden in a campaign ad, on The Daily Show.
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May 02 2012
May 01 2012
April 30 2012
You Guys! Aaron Sorkin has a new show coming out!!! In two months!!!! Exclamation point overload!!!!!!!
Aaron Sorkin TV Show Promo of the Day: Trailer #1 for Aaron Sorkin’s new HBO drama Newsroom was delicious. Now that Trailer #2 has been released, June 24 can’t get here soon enough. With a cantankerous Jeff Daniels in mid-career meltdown and Sam Waterston in a wrangling role eerily similar to his long-running stint on Law & Order, this has all the makings of small-screen resurrection for Sorkin.
April 28 2012
“ After I’d already totaled two cars, my mother sat me down and asked what I planned to do with my life. Seventeen, clearly on the wrong path, I thought for a moment and answered, Crime. As tears welled up in my mother’s eyes tried to explain - White-collar, victimless. She walked out of the room. ”— Another Bullshit Night in Suck City, Nick Flynn
It’s the new generation of disposable camera!
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Seems like IKEA are really shaking things up this year. In addition to the previously announced TV set, they’re also going to release a digital camera made of cardboard called Knäppa (“Snap”). It’ll hold 40 photographs at a time and plugs directly into your USB port. While it’s not the prettiest camera the world has ever seen, I do love the idea of a screen-less digital camera that brings people back to the wait-and-see days of film.
April 27 2012
April 26 2012
I don’t either - Powered by Pikchur.com
April 24 2012
Lucky mistake: Virginia woman wins $1 million lottery prize twice in one day
A Virginia woman won $1 million — twice — after she mistakenly bought two Powerball tickets instead of one.
Virginia Fike, 44, of Berryville, Va., intended to buy one Powerball ticket and one for Mega Millions, but instead bought two Powerball tickets earlier this month, according to NVdaily.com.
“So I was like, ‘If I win, I win twice so what are the odds,’ so I just went ahead and took the ticket,” Fike said, according to the Virginia daily.
Both tickets matched five of the six Powerball numbers, and they were worth $1 million each.
I shouldn’t read things like this. It makes me think that buying lottery tickets is a good things.
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